The Raaymakers Family

You have to hope that this study is wrong. But the evidence is irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's Annual Reproduction Conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hornomes in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test their theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer in a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained wieght, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to appologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.